Today in What-The-Internet-Is-Flipping-Out-Over headline news: There’s a video that’s gone viral of a woman setting fire to her partner’s genitals while he sleeps because he allegedly cheated on her with her coworker. Luckily, the man wasn’t harmed (some people are even saying the video is a fake—judge for yourself below).
We think this goes without saying, but ladies, IT IS NOT OKAY TO SET FIRE TO ANYONE’S GENITALS. Ever.
Yes, even if he cheated.
EVEN if he cheated on you with your coworker.
It is, however, quite all right for you to exact revenge in the following ways if any of these situations should arise:
Scenario: He cheats with your childhood teacher
Appropriate level of revenge: Put an “A” in chalk on his bedroom door.
Scenario: He cheats with your hairstylist
Appropriate level of revenge: Post that childhood pic of him with the bowl cut on Facebook.
Scenario: He cheats with a friend of a friend
Appropriate level of revenge: Send them both a fart in a jar.
Scenario: He cheats with your coworker
Appropriate level of revenge: Hook up with his boss.
Scenario: He cheats with that friend of yours he swore he didn’t have feelings for
Appropriate level of revenge: Hit the gym, then flaunt your revenge body hard on Insta and Facebook.
Scenario: He cheats with your best friend in the world
Appropriate level of revenge: Set his genitals on fire. KIDDING!!!!! But you can definitely knee him in the balls.
Or you could always just flip him the bird, hold your head high, and move on. Revenge takes a lot of effort, and you’ve got better things to do—like hanging out with dudes who don’t cheat.
Source: Women’s Health Mag